pointnclick:

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice

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slimetony:

slimetony:

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

one cracker!

sadly not even the most harm ever done by a single expired cracker 😔


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a collection of tags and comments that read 1. #noooo 2."ikr? why are people so afraid of a robot dog. it's just a robot. and a cool one at that." 3.#too true #people don't ever blame people #just the closest thing that isn't a person #robots should take over btw #also gun robots are awesome and should be made 4.#they're dog shaped #all the targets are just places to pet 5.#this is all well n good but where do I pet it? 6.#wait this isn't teaching me where to pet it?? #yall want to hurt them?? [crying emoji]ALT

We’re not making out of the cyberpunk dystopia huh

You guys really need to understand that this is not a fucking dog

This is such a good example of why we need to be very self aware about our fiction.

Sentient robots that deserve rights and love are fictional. We made them up in stories.

Now, it’s my favorite kind of fiction. I love it. But it’s not real. It’s a metaphor for oppressed human beings.

Sentient AI doesn’t exist. There are corporations, and maybe even someday governments, who will want to convince you that it does, now and in the future.

Replikas don’t care about you and that robot dog is a military weapon.

This is ironic ‘cause military and police robot “dogs” (and the other robots they build) are built to do harm to oppressed people.

Yeah, the very people that are represented metaphorically in fiction by robots and androids.

Fiction is fun, and I love fictional robots with my whole heart. But I am not about to let it make me stupid about real life. :)

Don't Worry About Crime, Folks: Robot Police Dogs Are Coming to L.A.
It's a hot debate if and how crime is truly on the rise, but LAPD just bought itself a $280,000 canine terminator robot to sort things out
Los Angeles Magazine
They’re putting guns on robot dogs now
The future of four-legged warfare.
The Verge

These things are not your friends. They are machines that will be used to hurt you and to hurt others. Do not fall for the propaganda that these things are just fun little friends! The above articles are the reality. Sorry.

frostedpuffs:

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it’s always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don’t have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn’t even enough because my days off aren’t consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

c3rvida3:

Being poor makes you so crazy. I’ve never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that’s microwave safe, and I’ve been microwaving everything in all of god’s creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

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I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It’s always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.